What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Can you tell me something about yourself?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

What are the beliefs of those who think climate change is a conspiracy theory? What do they predict will happen if we do not address it?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Devin Harjes, "Boardwalk Empire" and "Manifest" actor, dies at 41 - CBS News

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”