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What movies have not aged well?

11.06.2025 15:35

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

What are scads fish? What types are there?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does my sister want to have sex with me? What should I do?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

From Russia With Love

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I refuse to date any women that are social media influencers, content creators, TikTok celebrities, and use Only fans. Would this be seen as normal, or would I be going too far? Why?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

Why do people keep saying they have evidence and have presented it that proves you're wrong even though they have none and haven't presented anything? Furthermore, what do they think you're wrong about?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

-J W Pepper

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Woodruff departs rehab outing after taking liner to elbow - MLB.com

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What are some of the differences between the Democratic and Republican parties? What policies does each party advocate for? What groups do these parties usually represent?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?