What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:06

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
Moonraker
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why does Rahul Gandhi have so many haters?
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
After 70 years of the crappiest computers ever made, why does IBM exist?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service