What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Dr No

Octopussy

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is there so much evil in the world?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What are some prime examples of gibberish from the bible?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

The Roman Empire at the time of Christ kept meticulous records. Why then, is there no record of the trial of Jesus?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How much stronger is an average man than an average woman?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Live and Let Die

Why is the world male-dominated?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Judge rules Trump administration cannot continue to detain Palestinian activist Mahmoud Khalil - ABC News

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Goldfinger

What does it mean when you dream that your mother died?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What ended your relationship with your best friend?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”She is very sexyful!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…