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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 13:24
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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No way
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.